Wednesday, September 03, 2008 in ,

一早進公司打開 Windows Live Messenger 就跳出一個 MSN聯絡人請求加入,我睡眼惺忪中按了OK, 本來以為是暗戀我的朋友, 一問之下發現是老外, 我真的沒注意到她打字的速度太快這一點,畢竟色慾燻心不懂英打,否則早就發現是MSN robot機器人了,害我烙英文聊了幾句之後,假藉公司擋色情網頁溜之大吉(Orz 我幹麻對機器人不好意思).

戰地記者: 請問你是?
戰地記者: 早安
Anne    : hey, A/S/L?:)
戰地記者: What?
Anne    : hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
戰地記者: i have no webcam
戰地記者: where r u from?
Anne    : listen hun, I\'m just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I\'ll get naked if u!
戰地記者: i am from taiwan
Anne    : I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
戰地記者: ok, i'll try
Anne    : well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
戰地記者: HTTP 403 forbidden
Anne    : Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
戰地記者: our company's firewall block this
Anne    : OH SHIT.. k I\'m late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I\'ll see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it\'s you.. 
戰地記者: so i'll try when i am home
Anne    : AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link
戰地記者: ok
戰地記者: thank you


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Anonymous   says 3/9/08 17:03



昨天住美國的表妹 MSN 丟的 Message 如下,看來也是換湯不換藥的遊戲,不過也好拉,這叫做 MSN Relation Manager哈

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